Unwritten Rules of Fidelity

  1. It’s OK to ANALyse
  2. If you don’t remember, it never happened
  3. Different Area Codes for the win
  4. It doesn’t count if they have the same name
  5. Group sex splits the charges
  6. Stay free of Parasites, including Babies
  7. As long it stays in the family, it’s all good
  8. “Aunt Flo” gives you a Hall Pass
  9. Innocent until proven guilty
  10. What happens in the dark, Stays in the dark

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