More than 50% of women do it, and everyone already knows all men want to try it. So, here a nice tutorial to make butt lovin’ actually pleasurable for both parties!
You know you shouldn’t…butt fuck it!
Bananas: The delicious yellow fruit that share 50% DNA with us human. A fruit that is high in potassium (K) that genuinely tastes really good. However, there’s a catch: Bananas are the most phallic looking fruits on this planet.
George Carlin once said, “Men, how can you look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blowjob?” Well, unfortunately, he’s right. When women eat bananas, men think dirty thoughts as a reflex. It’s not that we’re perverted people, it’s our nature and we just can’t help it.
While it is said to be sexy when a women eat bananas in public, it is quite the opposite when it comes to men. They leave themselves open to lewd remarks from their friends and co-workers. Most men are very insecure about their sexuality, which women love to complain about. Eating a banana in public does not help this matter at all. As a result, many men are not consuming as many bananas as they should.
The following actions may be taken to allow men and women in general to eat bananas without feeling dirty or leaving themselves vulnerable to ridicule.
Hopefully these rules will prevent countless men and women from being the subject of inappropriate thoughts and gestures. This will also allow countless numbers to enjoy the healthy benefits of bananas and still keep their dignity.
It’s a powerful word that, for some bizarre reason, is still argued about to this day. It seems many people still don’t really get what “consent” means.
It’s actually a pretty simple concept: “Whoever you are initiating sexytimes with, just make sure they are actually genuinely up for it. That’s it. It’s not hard. Really.”
And it shouldn’t be. But for many, it still is. Mystifying, right? So here’s a video to brake it down in the best way possible: with a metaphor so simple, even those who have historically had trouble grasping the concept should be able to understand it.
Religion is like a penis. It’s fine to have one and it’s fine to be proud of it, but please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around… and PLEASE don’t try to shove it down my child’s throat.
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.