Life Code

Okay, it has come to my attention that it’s been a while since we’ve posted anything here.  So, as I was browsing the Internet, I found a few insights about Life that I think you could use.

You’ve probably heard, or have said it yourself, that “Life is a Bitch”.
Well, I’m not gonna say it’s not. However, these few insights (which are purely sexual) that I’m gonna share with you here might give you a better handle of Life.

Parental Advisory

  1. Before sex you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral: No one helps you once you’re fucked!
  2. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
  3. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say “Congrats!”. But, none of them come and touch the man’s penis and say “Well done!”.
    Moral: Hard work is never appreciated. Only result matters.
  4. Life is like a dick. Sometimes it becomes hard for absolutely no reason. (Can’t say I disagree with that one)  :)And One more for the road:
  5.  A husband is supposed to make his wife’s panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband’s dick hard, not his life.

So, go ahead and meditate on them…!

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